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FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS


"You had to kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears… and you kill him. How are you going to live with yourself?"

Mr. Krabs (via chosen-undead)

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”



alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once



neptunain:

legal tip: if a cop catches you smoking weed, be sure to tell them “whoever smelt it dealt it” because then they have to arrest themselves. trust me im a lawyerman






flloutby:

this is it this is what he will be known for in the future this is all fall out boy is and ever will be

dutchster:

society: dare to be different!
society: whoa not THAT different you freak



guy:

stability:

What do you mean most people leave their rooms before noon

What do you mean most people leave their rooms



bepeu:

life is only going to get better from right now because it’s the law , a drake law, started from the bottom now we here




damnnlyssa:

before and after injecting 1 meth


officialunitedstates:

what’s with these people telling me I’m “full of myself”?? of course I’m full of myself what else is my body supposed to be full of



thenameisanissa:

Reblog if you care.



queen-alpha-male:

Life sucks let’s party





I'm Nicole, i'm 16 years old. Tbh i never really know what to write in here.... but mainly i re-blog food, wolves, legend of korra, AHS, batman, the avengers, transformers, and anything else i like or think is funny.
O||||||O JEEP CREW
Also I am literally obsessed with jeeps. I currently own a red 2006 jeep wrangler and am in the middle of saving up money to "trick it out"





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