This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
Water tastes wild good sometimes. Like usually it’s whatever but sometimes you get a sip and it’s like god damn.
turning 12 like
WHY ARE YOU CLOSED?
let me lay down some facts for you:
- aliens are real
- horoscopes are real
- skeletons are real
- star wars is probably real
- linkin park is almost too real
*sees picture of a dog* this is the best picture ive ever seen
this is the best picture ive ever seen
I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier
♎ Libra: Libras are always trying to control their emotions and are very capable of keeping feelings in check.They often feel alienated from their own heart because they have distanced themselves from their inner world
look at this picture
when you see it, you cannot unsee it
it’s a woman
PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT
it took me 5 minutes to find her
I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT
I'm Nicole, i'm 16 years old. Tbh i never really know what to write in here.... but mainly i re-blog food, wolves, legend of korra, AHS, batman, the avengers, transformers, and anything else i like or think is funny.|
O||||||O JEEP CREW
Also I am literally obsessed with jeeps. I currently own a red 2006 jeep wrangler and am in the middle of saving up money to "trick it out"