Mr. Krabs (via chosen-undead)
once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once
legal tip: if a cop catches you smoking weed, be sure to tell them “whoever smelt it dealt it” because then they have to arrest themselves. trust me im a lawyerman
this is it this is what he will be known for in the future this is all fall out boy is and ever will be
society: dare to be different!
society: whoa not THAT different you freak
What do you mean most people leave their rooms before noon
What do you mean most people leave their rooms
life is only going to get better from right now because it’s the law , a drake law, started from the bottom now we here
before and after injecting 1 meth
what’s with these people telling me I’m “full of myself”?? of course I’m full of myself what else is my body supposed to be full of
Reblog if you care.
Life sucks let’s party
I'm Nicole, i'm 16 years old. Tbh i never really know what to write in here.... but mainly i re-blog food, wolves, legend of korra, AHS, batman, the avengers, transformers, and anything else i like or think is funny.|
O||||||O JEEP CREW
Also I am literally obsessed with jeeps. I currently own a red 2006 jeep wrangler and am in the middle of saving up money to "trick it out"